'FunnyYou Should Say That!'
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oddities, with a Christian connection, as well as a few
that aren't religious, but which caught the website manager's
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... and here for a feature reproducing newspaper articles and comments on more serious topics of interest to the Christian community.
A vicar of several rural parishes was driving back to his vicarage after a PCC meeting one night. It was very dark and he was feeling tired.
As he rounded a bend on the winding country lane he suddenly saw a cyclist right in front of him. He slammed on the brakes and hauled the steering wheel over to the right. The cyclist was understandably shocked by this sudden threat, as the car missed him by inches. He swerved to the left, hit an embankment and fell off.
The vicar jumped out of the car to check that the cyclist was alright. The cyclist picked himself up, dusted himself down and declared himself to be unhurt. However, it was too dark to properly tell the state of the bike.
The vicar promised to pay for the cost of any damage and gave the cyclist one of his visiting cards, which had his name and phone number on it. When the cyclist got home he looked at the card and was somewhat perturbed when he read,
‘Sorry to have missed you. I will try again tomorrow.’
The Revd Steve Morris, a London priest, warn new
clergy to manage their expectations.
After one of his very first services, a parishioner came up to ask if he wrote his sermons down and if he could have a copy.
He wrote in ‘Christian Today’ that he felt a “flurry of pride” and wondered if the man wanted to keep it for posterity or to go over its message again.
The worshipper replied, “No, Steve. I fell asleep as you started speaking and only woke up when you said ‘Amen’.”
Thanks to David Jones and today's Times Diary
602 August 8th, 2017