'FunnyYou Should Say That!'
On these pages we publish jokes, cartoons and
oddities, with a Christian connection, as well as a few
that aren't religious, but which caught the website manager's
fancy. Apologies are unreservedly offered to any individual or
publication we have not been able to trace and acknowledge or
who would have preferred not to share the joke with a wider
public. Apologies likewise tendered to those who are not amused
by what they read or see, or who may find any item not entirely
politically correct. No apologies to those who feel that a
Church website is no place for such things - we are happy to
believe that God has a sense of humour, otherwise he would not
have created the human race, let alone the people of Saint
Faith's in general and the website manager in particular. It
goes without saying that any perceived bias or incorrect
thinking contained or implied by these various offerings in no
way reflects the views of our church or any of its members...
although many of them share this writer's unreconstructed sense
If you have a joke - or a source of humour - you
would like to share, then please get in touch. Visitors are
more than welcome to share, publish or plagiarise these
Apologies for any missing cartoons.
Click here to access the first hundred offerings, posted from 2005 onwards.
Click here for jokes
posted in 2012 and 2013 (those that haven't disappeared into
cyberspace, that is...)
Click here to
access a collection of curious items (including many non-P.C.
offerings) from various sources
... and here
for a feature reproducing newspaper articles and
comments on more serious topics of interest to the Christian
A small boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?”
“Sixteen,” the boy confidently replied. His
cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
“How do you know that?” he asked.
“Easy,” the small boy said. “All you have to do is add it up, like the vicar said. 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.”
'Never argue with St Faith's Flower
Ladies about where to put the Advent Wreath!'
580 December 11th, 2016
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by St. Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honour of this holy season," St. Peter said, "You must each possess something that
symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It
represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," St. Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them
and said, "They're bells."
St Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's glasses. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do they symbolize?
The man replied, "They're Carol's."
579 December 2nd, 2016
Coming! Ready or Not?
578 November 25th, 2016
Getting really incensed
577 7th November, 2016
More Goat, Vicar?
The young couple invited their elderly vicar for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the vicar asked their young son what they were having.
‘Goat,’ the little boy replied.
‘Goat?’ replied the startled priest. ‘Are you sure about that?’
‘’Yep,’ said the youngster. ‘I heard Dad say to Mum “Today is just as good as any to have the old goat for dinner:.’
576 26th October, 2016
Shaggy Dog Story
A burglar breaks into a house one night and as he is about to lift the DVD player off the shelf he hears a voice in the dark say 'Jesus is watching you.'
Greatly scared, the burglar freezes and listens intently. After a few minutes when nothing happens he puts the voice down to his imagination and reaches for the DVD player again.
'Jesus is watching you,' says the voice again. In shock the burglar switches on his torch and shines it round the room to find the source of the voice. The beam comes to rest on a parrot in a cage.<